I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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