I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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