My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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