Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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