That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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