I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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