oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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