Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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