Farmville is her only friend.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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