Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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