you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Who died my cat blue again?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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