Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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