Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Four minutes until I can fart!
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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