Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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