...so i touched it.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
