You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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