3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Randomize
