Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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