Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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