did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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