is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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