By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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