so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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