I can text with my tongue
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.