Is it normal to miss your booty call?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
you told me you were going out for groceries!!