yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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