So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
