Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
How's work?
Spinning.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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