someone get that fucking seahorse.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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