You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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