it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
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