I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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