you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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