Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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