you guys were way drunker than both of me
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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