she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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