love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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