Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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