Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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