just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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