So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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