East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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