so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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