HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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