thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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