Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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