yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
