Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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