Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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