Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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