whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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