Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
My cat gives me a boner
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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