And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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