the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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